OUTHOUSE READER THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down! FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM: "Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe." "Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning." "A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you." TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR:"It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses." "A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger."
"Humor abounds" in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classic
Don't Squat with Your Spurs On(
Midwest Book Review).
It's easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses.
The shallower the stream, the louder the babble.
Don't worry too much about what other people think about you. If they're giving you any thought at all, they're probably wondering what you think about them.
The perfect companion for a pit stop at the little wood shack out back (or anywhere else),
The Outhouse Readeris filled with quick quips and wise advice, from "Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning" to "A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you." It's a treasury of funny, thought-provoking tidbits to keep you laughing till the cows come home!
