The Perfect Retirement Gift, or Simply a Great Read for Anyone That Loves Life and Laughter! ***Welcome to retirement!**** No more morning commute, no more idiotic bosses, no more stressful deadlines! You are now officially off the clock and the world is your oyster! There is no need to be bound by convention. Push the envelope. Do it weird, do it different, but most of all do it fun! Be that cigar chomping rock'n'roll granny if it takes your fancy. Seriously, if your kids aren't worried about what you are up to, then you are probably not doing it right!