This is a humorous, satirical look at the influence conservative fundamentalists have on our government and country. A manual of decency rules that citizens must follow or suffer the consequences, it tells how to behave in all kinds of routine situations, from what to wear at work, how to make love decently, how to teach your kids about sex, what to watch on TV and why it will be OK to pray anywhere. It also tells how to set up family-friendly activities like Abstinence Bake Sales, 10K runs for Traditional Marriage, Faith-Based Science Fairs and Neighborhood Decency Posses. As we continue to march proudly backwards to our future, every family will need this manual to know what is expected of them.