Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done-whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story.

Segorian Anderson used to be an Idiot. Now he's a King - though his wife tells him there's not much difference. And there isn't. Because somebody always has to get the blame. Like now. Not just because of the naked girl floating on the Royal bedroom balcony, screaming. And not because everything's going to hell. But this time? This time, it might really be his fault.