Lucinda Ketterworth is a self-made entrepreneur who runs the hugely successful Squirrels Bank Hall, a health retreat, which attracts shoals of the idle rich. Lucy also offers an additional service for her guests in order to accommodate their needs fully. Members of the Medici Squadron, headed by Calendula Fortescue-Bligh and Barrington Flint, however, decide to unearth Lucy's salacious extramural activity with a view to exposing her duplicity.