A wry and irreverend take on gay life and some of the fixes gay men get into as they duck and dive. Kris, a senior pathologist lives a comfortable if unpretentious life in suburban Manchester, but that isn't enough for him. So when Latino charmer Roberto Subero chances into his life Kris thinks he's won the lottery; but he's made a rod for his own back, and his own dictum, 'be careful what you wish for' comes back to bite him on the ass. A wild cast of characters completes this, the first in the annals of the Kris Karton adventures.