One nation. Fifty states. Unlimited family drama.

Welcome to The Turkey Is Not The Only Thing Getting Roasted ? a laugh-out-loud, state-by-state roast of America's most chaotic holiday.

From sweet tea feuds in the South to Jell-O grievances in the Midwest, this hilariously sharp book dishes up 51 bite-sized chapters (yes, D.C. gets roasted too), each capturing the beautifully dysfunctional essence of Thanksgiving across the country. Expect deviled egg drama, casserole conspiracies, unsolicited political rants, and that one cousin who brings kombucha and ruins everything.

Whether you've burned the turkey or just survived another year at the kids' table, this is your people. Perfect as a holiday gift, a dinner-table icebreaker, or a passive-aggressive stocking stuffer ? it's your new Thanksgiving tradition.

Because let's face it: if you're not roasting your family, are you even doing Thanksgiving right?

Book 3 in the "USA The Land With At Least 50 Options" series. Because apparently, roasting 50 states once just wasn't enough.