Vacations are supposed to be relaxing. Cruises are supposed to be safe. But nothing is safe when Frank Peniston steps on board.
Frank and Ronald think they are getting a reward for saving Welvin: a Cape Cod cruise and VIP Limp Bizkit tickets. Instead, they walk into the deadliest voyage of their lives. A bitter ex-cruise director named Skipp R. Decks has rigged the ship with bombs hidden in the buffet, the karaoke lounge, and the jacuzzi. His mission is simple. Sink the cruise industry forever.
Frank refuses to let that happen. Armed with duct-taped gadgets, a neon vest, and his infinite-ammo Glock, he begins a desperate race against the clock. Along the way he must:
- Cannonball into a jacuzzi to retrieve live explosives
- Belt Limp Bizkit lyrics at full volume to confuse a bomb's detonation sequence
- Hurl his signed red hat like a boomerang to save the entire ship
What follows is a satirical mystery packed with absurd action, laugh-out-loud noir parody, and the most chaotic showdown ever staged on a cruise liner.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is Book 21 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries, a series beloved by fans of satirical detective fiction, over-the-top pulp action, and bizarro comedies that punch way above their weight. Buckle your seatbelt, even if you are on the lido deck, because justice is about to set sail.
