Greetings and welcome to Mind Trips Unlimited. Don't let the well-used exterior fool you; we're open for business twenty-four hours a day, every day. Have a seat. Relax. And kiss your body goodbye. Wait! Sit back down. That does sound freaky, but no need for alarm. You just won't need your body for a while. Bodies are restricted by the laws of physics and aren't necessary for a mind trip. Lovely things, minds. No restrictions, no hindrances, no inhibitions. They can be as free as you will allow. We have fourteen different journeys for you to select from today. You can take all fourteen in one sitting, or spread them out over several visits. It's totally up to you. While you're here, you're the boss. Take your time and we'll see you when you get back.